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By: Unknown
These are funny. I have a strange feeling, though, that if you actually say some of these to a cop when you get pulled over, you may be arrested, or at least fined. If you have anything to add to this, email me!

• "I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer" (OK in Texas)
• "Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in."
• "Aren't you the guy from the Village People?"
• "Hey, you must have been doin about 125 to keep up with me. Good job!"
• "Are you Andy or Barney?" (in reference to Andy Griffith, of course)
• "Hey, I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer."
• "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?"
• "I pay your salary!"
• "Wow! That's great! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!"
• "Do you know why you pulled me over? Ok, just so one of us does."
• "I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are."
• When the Officer says, "Gee, son, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
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