Submitted by: pyromaniac173
This is so funny, and so true! If you have something to add, email me!
It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are
visiting, despite fire code regulations.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from
duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into
will know all the steps.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by
one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out
their predecessors.
When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will
never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic
eruption, or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure
they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each
other. If they're villains, they will probably speak with an English
accent.
You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds,
unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur, will cause no
lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
