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By: Unknown
Here's something for all women to have on hand, in case a guy tries to use some of those lame pick-up lines on you... If you have something to add, just email me by clicking here!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, and that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But, I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book, too.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then, please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertalized.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good. Let's start with your bank account.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?