9. That creepy community in Florida where grandma lives.

8. What you get when you drink the water in Mexico.

7. The Yankees' new Cuban relief pitcher.

6. That evil Yugoslavian guy we're bombing back to the Stone Age.

5. Whatever it is, Cher probably has it.

4. The best-selling mid-sized car in its class.

3. What Al Gore isn't living.

2. Something the Taco Bell chihuahua gets shots for.

1. One of them Jewish holidays.