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Some Strange Signs
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Slogan on a septic tank truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's meals on wheels"
Another septic tank truck slogan: "We're #1 in the #2 business"
Sign at a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
Sign on a proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit, please back in."
On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On another plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
Tire shop slogan in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
On a plastic surgeon's office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
Towing company slogan: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-Smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you're on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity ward door: "Push, Push, Push"
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet- miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At an electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a restaurant window: "Don't just stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane filling station: "Thank heaven for little grills."

At a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
Both funny and interesting...
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